Why Are People Unthinking Idiots?

I will not lie when I say that I am growing rather unfond of stupid people. I mean, really, how difficult is it to do simple every-day tasks when you are, apparently, a capable and at least semi-intelligent human adult? I am living in the third floor of Birch 3A in Bemidji and it boggles my mind how stupid some of these women are. First of all, several of the females here seem to have been unable to grasp how to work a simple footpeddle that would flush the toilets. While this problem seems to have mostly ceased now, it was a disturbing and disgusting welcome whenever you stepped into the bathroom.

The second travesty still has yet to discontinue and that is in the form of overflowing garbage in our kitchen. There is a dumpster not fifteen feet away from the door of our dorm. Yes, it is very cold in Bemidji right now, but it is not so cold that you will instantly loose vital parts of your anatomy if you are outside for sixty seconds. But instead of taking their garbage downstairs like proper adults they try to cram ever more of it into an already overflowing bag. Not only that, but the bags that they DO manage to cram in there are not even sealed, so there is loose garbage spilling out all the time. I finally got so sick of it that I took it downstairs to the dumpster myself. Not that anyone will learn from my example.

The third problem I have with the stupid people apparently populating Birch is the inability to cook a simple meal. The fire alarm has gone off an improbable amount of times due to people burning food in the oven, leaving things that will burn on the stove and burning stuff in the toaster. I can understand not knowing how to cook, but could we at least try not to burn down the dorm on a regular basis? It may not be too cold to freeze off your extremities but it is far too cold to stand outside in pajamas while we wait for security to air out the kitchen.

Anyway, that will be my rant for now. I am just so sick of the unintelligent people that have overpopulated our campus. It makes me weep for the future generations that may spawn from their loins.